M&M's - Pretzel

I remember when I thought sweet and salty really should stay separate... until I tried chocolate covered pretzels. 

Oh yeah, that was a game changer.

Chocolate covered anything is pretty much a good thing, but chocolate covered pretzels are made of nothing but yum and snackgasmness.

So while at the drugstore picking up some sinus congestion meds (it's officially Springtime - 'tis the season), I came across some new M&M's. 

Seriously... pretzel M&M's?  They are perfect travel portions of salty chocolate satisfaction.  It's like a bag of pretzels and a vat of chocolate mated and shat out little balls of joy.  (Welcome to my mind, people.)

A serving size is one bag which is 150 calories (45 fat calories, 5 grams of fat, 150 mg of sodium...), but really, who looks for nutritional facts when eating M&fucking-M's?

These little balls of sweet, crunchy pleasure are totally worth it  Fuck the fact that the back of the package says "30% less fat".  They are M&M's. 

You want healthy, eat some carrots or celery or something. 

You want some chocolate joy?  Eat some pretzel M&M's.

Would I ever try this again?: How many ways can I say "Duh?!"

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